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Don't Go Near the Water

Directed by Charles Walters

ComedyAdventureRomanceWar

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

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Lt. J.G. Max Siegel

Melora Alba

Adam Garrett

Lt. Alice Tomlen

Crew

Dorothy Kingsley

Writer

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Lawrence Weingarten

Producer

Bronislau Kaper

Original Music Composer

Robert J. Bronner

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Don't Go Near the Water is about madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Who directed Don't Go Near the Water?

Charles Walters directed Don't Go Near the Water.

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