I Kill People for Money

Directed by Ryan Finnerty

A hit man, a gang rape, an all-white hip hop crew, ultra hot teenage pregnancy, helpful instructional videos taught by puppets, erotic man wrestling, Chuck Norris, and some hard hitting bass. Nothing gets people's respect more than some hard hitting bass. Before this is over we are going to unveil the major weapon in the ongoing battle waged by Hollywood to legitimize hard-core gay pornography. Seriously.