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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025·113 min

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Directed by Mary Bronstein

Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Linda

Therapist

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Crew

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Producer

Producer

Christopher Messina

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Producer

Producer

Ronald Bronstein

Producer

Writer

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Delaney Quinn

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Dr. Spring

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Landlord

Christian Slater

Father

Breathworker

Kate

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Brad

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Vanessa

Police Officer

Amy Judd Lieberman

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is about with her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Mary Bronstein directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).

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